Sometimes, I Say Clever Things.

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11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

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Reblog if you’d like messages from a curious anon.

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nineteenpercent: electr0magnetic: whatthefuuudge: aligindahouse: silentskyking: jarradblack: catp0rn: can someone please explain to me what i’m watching. HAHA WTFFF This is a single greatest gif ever my life is complete now XD what movie or clip is this?? the fuckomfg   … wat. Ded If my cat ever did that, I would call an exorcist. That is not appropriate behavior for a feline. I’m almost more disturbed than amused. 

nineteenpercent:

electr0magnetic:

whatthefuuudge:

aligindahouse:

silentskyking:

jarradblack:

catp0rn:

can someone please explain to me what i’m watching.

HAHA WTFFF

This is a single greatest gif ever my life is complete now XD what movie or clip is this??

the fuck
omfg  

… wat.

Ded

If my cat ever did that, I would call an exorcist. That is not appropriate behavior for a feline. I’m almost more disturbed than amused. 

rachelunstoppable: ienjoychangingmyurlfrequently: I would watch the shit out of this. There would be no bad guys. Anywhere. Ever.

rachelunstoppable:

ienjoychangingmyurlfrequently:

I would watch the shit out of this.

There would be no bad guys. Anywhere. Ever.

Me when I first joined Tumblr: I am a mature, responsible and I will use my blog as such. I will write about important events in my life, possibly food and movies, and I will make and communicate with friends.
Me now: gOD DAMMIT SKDFLlsdf spelling who has time for THT yolo 5evr heres some shit from my favorite fandom also TEXT POST ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID ahaha YoU DONt LyK MY SHIP GIT OWT nAO scREECH ajlkdhakjdhgajkd FEELS
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sofriel:

I heard a lot about Castiel’s craziness in 7x21 online before I actually saw the episode. I’m not sure what I expected, but I was really surprised. I didn’t expect to understand everything Castiel said and did in the episode. I didn’t expect to be baffled that no one appears to understand him in…

amyburvall:

For History lovers, this is too funny to pass up

pleatedjeans:

11 Time-Traveling Celebrities

SEE. I TOLD YOU TIME TRAVEL IS REAL.

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i will not *respect* anti-gay bigotry because it is part of someone’s “beliefs”. if someone is a hateful asshole, they don’t get my respect. period.

lacigreen:

sorry, not sorry.

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liberalsarecool: Republicans love carving up a system to reward those they think “earn” it.

liberalsarecool:

Republicans love carving up a system to reward those they think “earn” it.

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anticapitalist: Our real first gay president The new issue of Newsweek features a cover photo of President Obama topped by a rainbow-colored halo and captioned “The First Gay President.” The halo and caption strike me as cheap sensationalism. I realize airport travelers look at a magazine for 2.2 seconds before moving on to the next one. I grant that this cover will probably get Newsweek a 4.4 second glance. I also understand that Newsweek is desperate for sales. Nevertheless, I doubt that the Newsweek of old, before it was sold for a dollar, would have pandered as shallowly. The caption is a superficial way to characterize an important development of thought that the president — along with the country — has been making over recent years. It is also entirely wrong. Like the mini-furor a couple of months back about the claim that Richard Nixon was our first gay president, the story simply ignores that the U.S. already had a gay president more than a century ago. There can be no doubt that James Buchanan was gay, before, during and after his four years in the White House. Moreover, the nation knew it, too — he was not far into the closet. Today, I know no historian who has studied the matter and thinks Buchanan was heterosexual. Fifteen years ago, historian John Howard, author of “Men Like That,” a pioneering study of queer culture in Mississippi, shared with me the key documents, including Buchanan’s May 13, 1844, letter to a Mrs. Roosevelt. Describing his deteriorating social life after his great love, William Rufus King, senator from Alabama, had moved to Paris to become our ambassador to France, Buchanan wrote: I am now “solitary and alone,” having no companion in the house with me. I have gone a wooing to several gentlemen, but have not succeeded with any one of them. I feel that it is not good for man to be alone; and should not be astonished to find myself married to some old maid who can nurse me when I am sick, provide good dinners for me when I am well, and not expect from me any very ardent or romantic affection.

anticapitalist:

Our real first gay president

The new issue of Newsweek features a cover photo of President Obama topped by a rainbow-colored halo and captioned “The First Gay President.” The halo and caption strike me as cheap sensationalism. I realize airport travelers look at a magazine for 2.2 seconds before moving on to the next one. I grant that this cover will probably get Newsweek a 4.4 second glance. I also understand that Newsweek is desperate for sales. Nevertheless, I doubt that the Newsweek of old, before it was sold for a dollar, would have pandered as shallowly.

The caption is a superficial way to characterize an important development of thought that the president — along with the country — has been making over recent years. It is also entirely wrong. Like the mini-furor a couple of months back about the claim that Richard Nixon was our first gay president, the story simply ignores that the U.S. already had a gay president more than a century ago.

There can be no doubt that James Buchanan was gay, before, during and after his four years in the White House. Moreover, the nation knew it, too — he was not far into the closet.

Today, I know no historian who has studied the matter and thinks Buchanan was heterosexual. Fifteen years ago, historian John Howard, author of “Men Like That,” a pioneering study of queer culture in Mississippi, shared with me the key documents, including Buchanan’s May 13, 1844, letter to a Mrs. Roosevelt. Describing his deteriorating social life after his great love, William Rufus King, senator from Alabama, had moved to Paris to become our ambassador to France, Buchanan wrote:

I am now “solitary and alone,” having no companion in the house with me. I have gone a wooing to several gentlemen, but have not succeeded with any one of them. I feel that it is not good for man to be alone; and should not be astonished to find myself married to some old maid who can nurse me when I am sick, provide good dinners for me when I am well, and not expect from me any very ardent or romantic affection.

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